Advice for those of us with lifetime or near lifetime appointments.  Posted on Above the Law.

Reading the Mind of Justice Scalia, posted on Above the Law.

Kill Bill Bar. 

Chair: We need to meet.

Prof 1:  I can only meet Wednesday.

Prof 2:  I can’t meet on Wednesday.

Prof 3:  I can meet Wednesday, but only from 10-11.

Prof 1:  I can’t meet from 10-11.

Chair:  Prof 1, can you really only meet on Wednesday?

Prof 2:  Well, I suppose I could terribly inconvenience myself and meet on Friday.

Prof 3.  I can meet on Friday, but only from 12-2.

Prof 1: I can meet then.

Prof 2: Me too.

Chair: Lawprofblawg?  Can you meet Friday at noon?

Me: Well, I can’t meet on Fridays.  But you worked so hard to come up with that date, I’ll just let you all meet.  Checkmate.

Via my post on Above the Law.

If you had invited me to be your graduation speaker, this is what I would have said.  It’s at Above the Law.

I’m still open for a speaker invitation for next year.

Was interviewed this weekend by Above the Law as a grading expert.

JUSTICE Ke: You know, I usually like to think of what word best describes a case, and the word that comes up for me is…..

JUSTICE Sc: Marriage?

JUSTICE Ke: No, millennia. Millennia plus time.

JUSTICE Sc: You do know millennia is a measure of time right? Let’s just cut to the chase. Looking at the dictionary, gay means happy. Courts can’t compel happy marriages. End of textualist story.

JUSTICE T: Stoic silence.

JUSTICE A: Forget about same sex marriage. I want to jump right into whether this opens doors for polygamy.


JUSTICE A: Um….no reason.

JUSTICE Sc: Seriously, answer the question. Will I be able to marry a dictionary if we rule in your favor?

JUSTICE Ke: I’m worried about the states. This is all happening so fast. Have they had sufficient time to oppress their citizens?

JUSTICE A: Because we are wearing things close to togas, I would like to bring up gay relations in ancient Greece.

JUSTICE B: I’m deeply concerned about changing the definition of marriage. However, changing election results doesn’t bother me one bit.

JUSTICE Sc: I’m worried that my arch nemesis Posner is writing a book about this as we speak.

JUSTICE T: Silence speaks volumes. My bookcase contains an infinite amount of invisible books about my oral argument thoughts.

JUSTICE A: Do you think the primary purpose of discriminatory laws is to demean people? No, this isn’t a rhetorical question.

JUSTICE Ka: I would ask you a question, but for some reason the guys are being huge homophobes right now and dismissing my questions.

JUSTICE Sc: It’s the anniversary of Carolene Products footnote 4, so really we should let voters decide whether to discriminate against gay people. I don’t see the irony in what I just said.

JUSTICE So: Have you seen what the institution of marriage is like? I’m not sure same sex marriage can demean this institution any further.

JUSTICE Sc: Don’t answer that question. It’s not your burden. Your burden should be to only answer my questions.

JUSTICE RBG: Anyone see the irony of how marriage discussion has now turned to discussions of procreation? Is there another abortion case around the corner?

JUSTICE Ka: Does anyone see the problem of defining marriage as procreation centered?

JUSTICE RBG [looking at Justice Sc]: I’ve thought of one.


Traditional academic lore is that to make a dent in the halls of academe one must publish. This has in most cases meant publication in student-run law reviews, preferably at the highest U.S. News and World Report ranks. Once tenured, one could progress to writing more articles and a book or two. At other times, it has also meant the publication of a casebook.

The world of legal scholarship has thus seemed isolated. Judges are less inclined to look at law reviews. In response to that, scholars have increasingly taken their scholarship “on the road,” either in the form of amicus briefs in highly notable cases, or by testifying before Congress.

A final realm for scholarship has been social media. Whether utilized to float emerging thoughts among peers, or to promote completed works, social media is now mainstream among academics. A recent survey of academics with twitter accounts demonstrates increasing usage of a medium in stark contrast to that of traditional scholarship.

This panel will explore the future of legal scholarship. What are the legitimate scholarly uses of social media? What are the risks? To what degree has scholarship transformed into activism once it leaves the law review? What is (or should be) the role of law professor experts in court and in the public sphere?


Lawprofblawg, an anonymous online persona, scholar, and law professor with an impeccable record of tweeting about AALS.


[REDACTED, plus two openings left, let me know if you’re interested in participating]

Dear Kindergartner and Prospective applicant to law school:

Congratulations! We have heard from your parents/grandparents/teachers/other kids on the playground that you got a HAPPY FACE on your writing assignment. As you know, HAPPY FACES are important. You know where they are most important? On the faces of law school admissions personnel.

Your HAPPY FACE grade is a good sign you would do well in law school. We like to turn frowns upside down is our motto. You know what makes us the most joyful? When we can admit someone with a high GPA (lots of happy faces) or LSAT (big happy face on a big test). You are well on your way to being someone we would love to see in law school.

Not just any law school. Our law school. In fact, if you do really well, we won’t even make you take the LSAT (really big test). Some of those other law schools might make you take this test, but we won’t, if you have lots of HAPPY FACES on your report card.

Here is one of our admissions counselors at your home wooing you to come to our law school:

As you can see, we take our work seriously. By the way, that last sentenced rhymed, and you’ll learn about that in second grade.

In some cases, we won’t even require you to finish college (that’s grades 13-17). You’ll be able to start at grade 16. This way, we make sure we reduce your overall costs of college, but not law school so much.

As you can see from the happy face on this letter, you should keep this letter in a special box, and then contact us at the right time. We’ve also asked your parents/teachers/grandparents/siblings/friends to make sure you only contact us and not some other law school.

By the way, did you know that some people are allergic to Ivy? Google it. Ivy can be poison Ivy. You might know that as a villain (bad person) who keeps challenging Batman (that’s you!). Don’t fall for the trick of poison Ivy or her dangerous Ivy League.

As your parent/grandparent/sibling/teacher reads this letter to you, we just want you to know how very proud we all are of you. We can’t wait to see you in the very near future.


Your special friends at law school admissions

PS: Talk to your teachers about skipping grades so you can get here sooner!


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