Courtesy of Above the Law.
I have not read for class today. It was because (check all that apply):
____ I’m not feeling it today.
____ The assignment was too long so I decided to not read any of it.
____ There was a law review function. I was
drinking working hard.
____ I procrastinated on a paper and pulled an all-nighter last night.
____ The reading was too difficult.
____ The commercial outline inadequately substituted for the reading.
____ I really expected that talkative student would show up prepared again.
____ I was maximizing my absences yesterday and didn’t know how far we got.
____ Used casebook’s previous owner stopped book briefing at this case.
____ The case we are covering is more recent than last decent outline for your course.
____ On your past exams you never tested on this case, so it was a waste of time to read it.
____ I Netflix binged last night. Sorry.
____ Every time I tried to read it, I developed a sudden-onset Narcolepsy.
_____ I read so far ahead that I forgot what the reading was about.
_____ I am too sad about job interviews, or lack thereof.
_____ What you teach in class seems completely unrelated to the reading anyway.
I promise I’ll read tomorrow. Unless one of the above applies then, too.