Me (singing in shower): You write 16 tons/and what do you get/another day older and…

Knock knock knock knock.

 Me: Goodness, something must be urgent. Hang on! Getting dressed.

(Lawprofblawg opens door)

Prof 1: Hi, I’m Prof 1, I am a labor law professor. Actually, just wanted to point out that the original lyrics were 16 tons, because the song involves coal mining operations and company stores located on…..

Me: Thanks. (slams door).

Knock knock knock knock.

(Lawprofblawg opens door)

Prof 2: Hi, I’m a privacy expert at University of Prestige. I heard you were singing in the shower. Did you know my work in Harvard Law Review suggests a strong causal relationship between shower singing and password hacking at resort hotels?

Me: Thanks. (slams door).

Knock knock knock knock.

(Lawprofblawg opens door)

Prof 3: Hi, the privacy law expert was telling everyone that you were singing loudly in your shower and everyone could hear. As a copyright expert…..

Me: Thanks. (slams door).

Knock knock knock knock. 

(Lawprofblawg opens door)

Housekeeping: Good morning! Housekeeping.

Me: Thank God.

 

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