The following exchange didn’t happen.  Yet.  I’m very excited about upcoming faculty meetings, though!

ME: OMG, a pokemon right here at the faculty meeting!  And I’m not even on my phone!

COLLEAGUE:  What are you talking about?

ME:  You’re Gliscor!  You can’t fool me.  I heard you speak just now.  Let me pull out my phone to capture you.

COLLEAGUE: Is this some Pokemon Go joke?

ME:  Hmmm…. you’re not uploading…. This is frustrating… I’m sure I just saw you use toxic orb at the meeting.

COLLEAGUE:  You clearly didn’t like what I said at the meeting.  Look, no need to be ….

ME: Maybe I have it wrong.  Maybe you’re Tentacruel…