Hey Justice Ginsburg,

I’m really upset that you would say something like that about a presidential candidate.  As you know, Justices should be above the political fray.

Not true, you say?  Well, you should at least avoid the appearance of impropriety.

Look, it just looks bad.  You don’t want people to question your impartiality, do you?

What do you mean that would be just ducky?

Okay, well, I understand you have viewpoints.  But we don’t want people to think your viewpoints cloud your object…..

What do spouses have to do with it?

You know, you’re difficult to talk to sometimes, even in an imaginary context.

What do you mean, see U.S. v. Alcoa, 148 F.2d 416?