In case you missed it, there’s a class action against Starbucks for putting too much ice in iced coffee drinks.  You can read about it here.

Cold As Ice (Sung to “Cold as Ice” by Foreigner

You’re as cold as ice

You’re willing to sacrifice your coffee

You took bad legal advice

Someday your attorney will pay the price, I know

 

Refrain:

I’ve seen it before

In the Starbucks line

You’re complaining about your drink

With the world behind you in line

You’re digging for gold

Yet throwing away

An obvious fact

Ice drinks come with ice, they say!

 

You’re as cold as ice

You’re willing to sacrifice our latte

You want a $5M Paradise

But if you succeed consumers will pay the price

I know

 

(Refrain)

 

Cold as ice, you know that you are

Cold, (cold) as, (as) ice,

As cold as iced coffee!

(Cold, cold cold) (as, as, as) (ice)

 

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, cold as, cold as ice)

(You’re as cold as icccce)

You’re as cold as iced coffee

(Cold as icccce),

Cold as ice I know

(You’re as cold as icccce)

You’re as cold as iced latte

(Cold as iccce)

Cold as sanctions I know

(You’re as cold as icccce)

Oh yes I know

(Cold as icccce)

(You’re as cold as icccce)

You’re as cold as ice

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